UNC Department T-Shirt

Welcome to the Unc Department of Mind Your Own Business, proudly serving absolutely nobody who asked too many questions.

This shirt is for the grown man who has reached the beautiful stage of life where peace is the priority, drama is optional, and unsolicited nonsense is denied at the border. Printed on a soft Comfort Colors t-shirt, this tee has that relaxed, broken-in feel perfect for porch sitting, grill supervising, errand running, lake weekends, and quietly removing yourself from situations before people start talking too much.

Featuring a vintage outdoor-style Unc Department of Mind Your Own Business graphic, this design brings national park energy with a strict personal boundary policy.

No meetings.
No drama.
No follow-up questions.

Just fresh air, comfortable shoes, and the constitutional right to be left alone.

Product Details

• Printed on Comfort Colors t-shirts
• Soft, relaxed, broken-in feel
• Vintage outdoor department-style graphic
• Great for dads, uncles, Gen X, introverts, porch philosophers, and proud Uncs
• Designed for men who believe peace and quiet should be protected land

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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