{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug","title":"OlderFans Mug","description":"Finally, a fan club for people whose knees make sound effects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe OlderFans Mug is for the grown adult who has accepted that life now runs on coffee, sarcasm, back pain, and wondering why every app needs another password. Featuring the bold OlderFans logo, this mug is perfect for the person who still has fans — they’re just older, tired, and probably asleep by 9:30.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUse it for coffee, tea, emotional support caffeine, or whatever beverage helps you tolerate morning conversations before your personality has fully loaded.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis mug belongs on the desk, in the kitchen, next to the recliner, or anywhere you need a reminder that aging isn’t the problem.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe problem is everyone else being annoying about it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures the OlderFans logo design\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat for coffee, tea, or daily caffeine-based survival\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gift for dads, uncles, Gen X, elder millennials, and proudly tired adults\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for home, office, garage, cabin, or “do not speak to me yet” mornings\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for older fans, loyal fans, and people who now make noise when standing up\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China","brand":"The DBV Store","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53956591321364,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/1877\/3524\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-6a9de8ee862df.jpg?v=1788733689","url":"https:\/\/thedadbodveteranstore.myshopify.com\/products\/white-glossy-mug","provider":"The DBV Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}